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Editorial - Spring Break-Up
by Dave Bealer
We're just one month into Spring, and things have been hectic here in
North America. Floods have replaced the droughts that plagued much
of the West Coast for the past few years. The leaders of the World's
two largest democracies met in Vancouver to discuss the fact that
both of their countries are broke.
In Los Angeles, military patrols were required to shore up the
people's faith in the criminal justice system, and to forcibly remove
certain winners from the podium at the Academy Awards when their
acceptance speeches exceeded the time limit. Meanwhile in Texas,
David Koresh gave new meaning to the phrase "Fire and Brimstone
Preacher."
Renown magician David Copperfield travelled to Washington to perform
his greatest illusion. He was asked to make the American public
believe that Clinton had really promised them a Middle Class Tax
Hike. On a related note, sore loser Ross Perot offered Penn and
Teller a million dollars to make the White House vanish permanently,
with Bill and Hillary inside.
During a routine physical examination, it was discovered that Vice
President Al Gore is a Dutch Elm Tree. This may explain both his
attitudes on forest conservation, and the Agriculture Department's
sudden research emphasis on a cure for Dutch Elm Disease. {RAH}
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Sound Byte:
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